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Romance Jokes : He No Longer Loves Me
Married Woman: A certain pretty married woman complained to her friend, ‘my husband no longer loves me .
Friend: How will he love you, can’t you see how fat you have become. You have blown out of shape than the time he married you, you were well shaped, pretty and enticing.
Married Woman: Then why did he bought all those ice cream, delicious products that will make me fat. He is the cause of my being fat but I am okay..
The Handsome Thief
Lady: A young lady approached a very handsome tall black man and saying will you allow me date you?
Handsome Thief: Of course, only if you could bear my character
Lady: What character?
Handsome Thief: I have long fingers and always have my way with things in the shopping mall and banks.
Lady: Yes, I like that, that is good please. Where is your house?
Handsome Thief: My house is your house, where you sleep is where I sleep, what I eat you eat also
Lady: That is no problem provided you are mine and will always service only but me.
The relationship went on because the lady was full of love and could not understand what it meant to date a crown shameless thief.
Handsome Thief: Well, you join me in my business?
Lady: Yes, provided you are together with me. They both started the stealing business while enjoying their new found relationship till they were caught.
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