A young man of about 32, Nsikak Udeme (a.k.a Stone) Wednesday September 19, 2012 morning at 2nd Artillery bus stop along Port Harcourt-Aba expressway Road, was screaming and appealing in tears to bystanders and fellow touts to help him call a number he had in his phone that the owner of the number should be asked to please return his manhood, as he clutched it with his left hand while holding the phone with the right.
‘Stone’ as he is fondly called, alleged that at the close of work at the 2nd Artillery Bus stop where he operated as a passenger loader or a tout the previous day, had gone home and after taking his bath had gone to nearby bar where he took some bottles and had returned to the busstop about 10:30-11pm just to feel around as he called it. Also in the process he had accosted a dark complexioned slim girl who acceded to his request of passing the night with him in his house for a fee.
They went home after agreeing on a fee which he said the lady of easy virtue did not quite find very impressive but probably due to lack of customers reluctantly followed him home.
They had their good time and in the morning he had escorted her to the bus stop to bid her good bye. However, according to ‘stone’ as they approached the bus stop the girl who had introduced her name as Sussy insisted he takes her number and that she should not be treated as an ordinary sex hawker.
Stone said out of reluctance he took the number and then bade her farewell. But no sooner had the girl entered the bus and the driver sped off than he realized that his manhood has disappeared.
Stone thus was running from pillar to post beckoning on people and anyone that cared to listen to help him reach the girl as he said the number the girl gave him was not going.
Our reporter who witnessed the drama thus asked him to report the case to the police stone effusively retorted …. “Police ke, my manhood waka you de ask me to go police, wetin concern police inside, abi dem go help me find am? ###
Pascal Agbadah
